hobix&you!!

For Glueness Sakes

why the lucky stiff — 2005-02-24T07:33:42+00:00

No one told you Hobix was hard. Yeah, it’s so hard it sunk a battle cruiser. But papa says everyone on the battlecruiser had brushed their teeth and was tucked in and their little Monkey-Brite Nightlights were bolted into the wall so they went peacefully.

Don’t get sunk like they did. Enroll in tutorials by Frederick Ros. He knows so many secrets, nobody here at Hobix Finishing School had a clue how much you could do.

I’m telling you: the tutorial here is nothing in comparison. Robert Brook is, however, collecting tips. While Lyle takes pushpins and tacks up the choicest speciments.

A Murky Extraction??

why the lucky stiff — 2005-01-06T17:01:48+00:00

Chursky McLamb e-mailed me today, finally, I hasn’t heard from him since we hid squirrels in the wood grain together,, what was that like 1978?? AND CUPS!! But he can do simple addition now HE CAN DO LONG DIVISION NOW he can grow wild moss naturally around his picture frames HE CAN TWIST HIS BLUE GLASSES UNTIL THEY HAVE A SQUIRREL PATTERN and (but) most of all he can move you away from Werdprreyss…

So I put it in contrib/wordpress-to-hobix-0.1.rb. Goodnite and tassles generous.

Up To 0.3

why the lucky stiff — 2004-10-09T16:57:46+00:00

When the founders of this great nation applied for their first mortgage loan, do you think they went to some ra-ra-sis-boom-bah sousaphone-blowing banker?? No way, what kind of heritage would that be?? They went to hobix 0.3, a blogger’s favorite hand cream.

  ruby -ropen-uri -e 'eval(open("http://go.hobix.com/").read)'

I know this is like happening to land on a deer’s back in the dark, but it’s exactly what is expected of this great nation!!

Gripping Tales From Hobixdom

why the lucky stiff — 2004-10-06T16:45:43+00:00

Great gusts of volcanic ash and pages of legal paper, full of calendaring tips and slurpee coupons. The lifestyle you can find on hobix-is-the-way mailing + choral group.

Look at what has appeared:

William Morgan presents his Section Map, which builds a category menu for placement anywhere. This same guy did a sidebar calendar, and also fitted up a calendar with JavaScript ability!!
Eric Stewart catapults a Del.icio.us plugin right into the hot towels in your lap!!
Oh, also, Wm Morgan did a blosxom to hobix conversion script to bring his score to 152 hobixillion hobucks!!
Need not download Giulio Piancastelli’s RSS 1.0 plugin, because it’s now in the regular installer for free!!

To give Hobix 0.2f a kickstart and a swig:

  ruby -ropen-uri -e 'eval open("http://go.hobix.com/0.2f").read'

Free Hot Junk